The List

A few things I have learned thus far in Nassau:

It's not a good idea to go downtown when there are 5 cruise ships in port.

9-1-1 is actually 9-1-9.

Pick you up at 1pm = pick you up between 2-5pm.

Just because there are speed limit signs, does not mean there are speed limits.

Conchburgers aren't as appetizing as they sound.

80% of traffic lights work 50% of the time, and are obeyed by 1 in 3 people {driving is confusing}

An expiration date on raw meat is a luxury.

It's all about the Vitamalt. Yes, it actually does taste as bad as it sounds.