my worst fear realized

i just came home from the gym to find a gerbil sized cockroach face-up on my tile floor. there is nothing i fear or despise more on this planet. island roaches are ungodly creatures, easily 2-3 times the size of anything i've had the displeasure of seeing in the states (except of course in hawaii last summer...).

after some words of encouragement (thanks doobie) i was able to sweep the beast out my front door. thankfully it did not wake up. i've spent the last hour tip toeing around my apartment searching for hidden crumbs or anything that might attract future unwanted visitors.

i think it might be a 2 ambien night.

schedule (pronounced shed-ewel here)

6:30 am alarm
6:35 snooze
6:40 snooze
...
7:10 up
7:30 drive (no cd player, worst radio stations imaginable)
8:05 work, work
10:00 eat yogurt, i hate the lumps
10:01 gag from yogurt
10:03 throw remainder of yogurt away
... various work dealings
11:30 lunch plans cancelled
11:33 hungry, eat carrots, throw green nubs away
12:00 post boring blog
12:01 my baddd.

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Regift of a regift?

1st regift of the holidays season, and I'm already looking to pawn it off on somebody else. Does anyone actually like these cookies? They are not soft and chewy. They do not contain chocolate, caramel or nouget.

Step it up Denmark.